Jokes for u!!! (better read them quickly or u'll be ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER!!!!

Okay,... *giggle*
1. What goes HEE HEE HEE and likes bananas?
ans: An early human! ( I made this one on my own)

2. a riddle...   There are five doors and the last door has treasure but is locked with many devices. The only way to get it is to pass through all the five doors and the other one way is the answer of this question.. The first one is so hot that you will get burnt if you go in....
the second door contains dogs that a vicious and will tear you into many pieces. the third door has sand in which you will sink (Its called quicksand). the fourth door has witches and they will zap you and probably turn you into a green, slimy, slippery, horrid frog. How do you get inside?

ans: By eating HOT. DOG. SAND .WICHES ( u dont have to say FULL STOP after each word.. I put it so that u can understand...)

3. There is a boy ... His mother tells him to say YES for the WHOLE day.
He replies "Okay... " . He meets a girl on his way who has lots of chocolates with her...
She says... "Do you want some chocolate??????" he says YES and gets some chocolates. He meets a man who sells toys... "Do you want a toy car to play with?" He says YES! and thats what he gets. He meets a boxer and the boxer asks him " Can I punch you??" He says YES even though he did not want a punch. The boxer punches him and his one eye becomes blue.The next day his mom says " say NO for the WHOLE day" And he goes out. He meets the same girl but says no when she asks him if he wants some chocolate. He sys not to the Shopkeeper of the toy shop and no to the boxer. His mother asks him to say CONGRATULATIONS for the WHOLE day. The girl says.. "My candy got over! I'm sorry!" he says "CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!" (I think he is very foolish.. The boy and his mom is too...) Then the shopkeeper of the toy shop says... "We are very sorry but a burglar broke into our store and robbed each and every thing here..." The boy says "CONGRATULATIONS!" Then he meets the boxer who was crying. The boxer says " My mother died! I'm so lonely!!!!" The boy says 'CONGRATULATIONS!!!!" and gets a very big punch and his other eye becomes black.. :D